80% Jelly
This morning was my first trip out on a bike for about 3 weeks (holiday and work got in the way). I thought that eight days of snowboarding would keep my legs in condition but how wrong I was. My legs had the feel of post-ride jellification as soon as I started pedaling. Great.
My plans to ride Tues-Thurs might just change to Tues-Weds and then bus on Thurs!
On another note, a relatively new blog has caught my eye recently. Photoshop Disasters does exactly what it says on the tin.
I’m also tempted to rant against Heather Mills and her ungrateful, ungracious, money-grabbing, selfish, completely-out-of-touch-with-reality, making-no-friends-at-all comments following her £24 million payday after divorcing Paul McCartney. I will rise above it though and say nothing (more).
*Splutter!* The… but… wha… EH!?
March 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pmIndeed. Mills is now on my list of people I would punch in the face, completely unprovoked. I’m not a violent man but some people just deserve a good slap. It’s a short list right now, just Mills and Mariah Carey.
Plus 35k a year isn’t bad considering she’s only 4 years old! I didn’t earn anywhere near that when I were down the mines as a nipper.
(And I wasn’t going to say any more
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March 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pmI am totally in agreement with you about MILLS. £700 an HOUR in her entire marriage with Paul McCartney. Seriously. Someone needs to give her the lecture about how many starving children in Africa she could be feeding with her divorce settlement.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:41 pm2 Things…
Mills. Suffice it to say that the old expression “You’re being a tightwad.” can now officially be changed to “You’re being a total Mills.”
Also: “Sir Lancelot gazed fondly into the soft blue pools of Lady Guineviere’s eyes and gently held her mutant third hand. Wait, what?” What a brilliant way to waste lots of time that I don’t have this is going to be..
March 19th, 2008 at 9:42 am