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Nintendo - Not Safe For Americans

From MCV:

Nintendo spokesperson Yasuhiro Minagawa is quoted in the Associated Press as saying: "We are announcing the recall of 3.2 million straps for the Wii computer remote controllers. The decision comes after reports that some users in the United States threw their controllers when playing with Wii sports software."

I believe the original draft contained references to slippery hands due to them being covered in burger juice and the fact that Nintendo expect people to be able to tell the difference between a real life situation and a simulation.*

*I may have made that up

7 Responses to “Nintendo - Not Safe For Americans”

  1. matt Says:

    I hear the dumb yanks are letting go of the controller when bowling..
    and REALLY swinging around when thye only need to move a little….. it’ll be good for them to get some exercise ;-)

  2. Sean Says:

    Still, make for a funny jape of a joke.

  3. Steve Says:

    God help us if they decide to release a frisbee game

  4. Owen Says:

    Ha ha! Yeah, I can picture it now…

  5. Sara Says:

    Being the token american who comments on your blog, I had to make an appearance.

    All I can say is… *sigh* Just another reason the terrorists love us :)

    oh.. and i resent your greasy hamburger mark.. god.. what i would do for a damn good burger. Belgians can make french fries but they should really stop trying to make a hamburger.

    Carry on.

  6. Owen Says:

    Yay - I thought you’d never respond! I can take no responsibility for the comments made by the CEO of Nintendo, whether they are real comments or just made up.

    Or something.

  7. Sara Says:

    I’m just very slow these days I’m afraid. I’ll have to fill you in on why soon!

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