Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow
It is snowing really hard right now. I mean REALLY hard. Snowflakes the size of a baby's fist. But is is settling? No.
I hate British weather. Even when it's good it manages to be crap.
It is snowing really hard right now. I mean REALLY hard. Snowflakes the size of a baby's fist. But is is settling? No.
I hate British weather. Even when it's good it manages to be crap.
It snowed and settled here on Friday, ner ner :-p Check out Cornwall it’s still snowy there, Fistral was all white (no thats not a poor Michael Barymore impression).
November 28th, 2005 at 3:20 pmMaybe I should change it to English weather is crap then. Yet another reason that Wales is great.
November 28th, 2005 at 3:22 pmAye, it was very snowy indeed around Rheola on Saturday. Seems to have stopped here now though
November 28th, 2005 at 3:51 pmThats similar to the weather in Seattle.
November 28th, 2005 at 5:42 pmHmm, it seems to have decided to snow again and this time it appears to be settling! I don’t think it’ll quite be enough for me to break out the snowboard but it’s fun to pretend!
November 28th, 2005 at 6:09 pmPoor Leigh at work has to drive home. I’m off to Badders.
Cock ahoy!
November 28th, 2005 at 6:32 pmPS Nice new banner
November 28th, 2005 at 6:33 pmI reckon you should get up early tomorrow morning and take the board up Cleeve Hill. There’s bound to be plenty of snow up there, and maybe even a Charlie up there on a board
November 28th, 2005 at 9:47 pmHey - cool new banner… Do you die messily at the end?
Well - you prolly will if you go up Cleeve Hill with your board.
November 29th, 2005 at 5:21 pmCheers mate!
I didn’t die messily but the night is young, who knows what could happen.
The snow was unfortunately not deep or long-lived enough for me to utilise my board
November 29th, 2005 at 5:24 pmOK — Now is the Internet inception of my Weon 2… sorry Leon: 2 film.
What we need:
A good script,
Natalie Portman,
Jay Reno (or his permission to use his prior appearance)
Luc Besson (top director bloke)
Approx $35 million, or equivalent loose change in £sterling.
The story:
The italians do pay her for the odd job every now and then.. She turns into a hit woman (I’m thinking along the lines that ‘The Assassin’ tried but failed to impress)
We’ll have the odd flashback every now and then.
Oh and we’ll have to pander to hollywood, so she’ll fall in love and realise that what she is doing is wrong… but of course, the police will catch up with her, and she’ll die!
Sign up here:
November 30th, 2005 at 10:59 amI’m in but only if I can be Ms Portman’s love interest.
November 30th, 2005 at 11:12 amFine fine, but as I had a famous young Italian American actor lined up for the role, I’m afraid you’re now going to have to secure 42% of the funding.
If you cannot, then we’ll have to film it in Gloucester, with locations such as:
“The Bus Station.” - The assassination #1, #3-5.
“The Train Station.” - The assassination #2.
“The Gloucester Docks” - The first date
“The Holiday Inn” - The sex scene.
“The Gloucester Royal Infirmary Hospital.” - Where Ms Portman, or Nat as I like to call her, goes to fix the itching.
“The Peel Centre” - The final explosive scene, where both characters will die in a huge explosion that destroys Gloucestershire’s only decent cinema.
Because of budgetry limitations, we’re not going to be able have stunt people, so Ms. Portman will have to actually kill some people in Gloucester… but that’s fine, as it gets over the cost of hiring police uniforms…
Also - in the explosive final scene: we’ll have to do it in one cut, so to save money on buildings and explosives, this way we all will not need stand ins.. You understand don’t you? And hey - you get to pretend smooch Nat.
November 30th, 2005 at 12:49 pmLucky! But we have not snow in Russia. It’s Bad =(. I like snow.
December 4th, 2005 at 10:25 am